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This lady came through the drive through today and ordered a coffee, so I made it and handed it to her at the window. She asked if it was double cupped and I said no, our cups are insulated with a double wall but if you still want another cup, I can grab it, they just won’t stack very well. She then muttered something I couldn’t hear, gave me a very exaggerated eye-roll, a super loud sigh, and one of the dirtiest fucking looks I’ve ever seen. She was one of the few customers that I’ve ever had the urge to be rude to during my year and a half at McDonald`s. 

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Imagine that at the end of Dumbledore’s speech at the beginning of the year, he asks if there are any questions, and one first year muggleborn kid raises his hand, whips out a smart phone and asks for the wifi password.

And then Dumbledore just casually says “Sherbet lemon, with a capital S”, and commences the feast like it’s no big deal while the non-muggleborns think WIFI is some sort of secret society.